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Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
Solve the case(challange):-
A man was found murdered on 15.8.2007 afternoon…
1. His wife called police…
2. Police questioned everyone…
3. Wife :- Sir, i was sleeping…
Neighbours :- V went 4 the marriage…
Driver :- I went to Bank sir…
Cook :- I went to Market…
Watch Man :- I went to My relations Marriage…
Police arrested murderer immediately…
Who was it ??
Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.
Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagal Theduven…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!
Oru oorla appadi ippadinu rendu per.
Orunal appadi eppadi irukeenganar.
Ippadi, eppadiyo irukennar.
Appadi, ippadi sonna eppadi,
Appadi iruken illa ippadi irukenu sollunganaru.
Udane ippadiku appadi oru kovam.
Nan eppadi iruntha unakennanu ketar.
Athukku appadi, appadiyellam onnumilleenga
Summa eppadi irukeenganu ketenu samathana paduthinar.
Appadiyum ippadiyum eppadiyo friends aananga.
Neenga eppadi irukkeenga?