Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venaalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy’ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy’a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy’a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan’a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!
1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth..
He saw a man crying.
Lord ask, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said that he was blind.
Lord touched him and he could see . .
God saw another man crying and asked, “y r u crying, my son?”
he said, “Lord, I am an engineering student!”
Lord sat down and cried with him…!
Paavam avaruke namma kastam theriyuthu..
Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagal Theduven…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!