A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)
Do you know the relation between
two eyes? They never see each other.
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded
However, when they see a woman,
one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story: Woman can
break any kind of relationship!!!