7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing
7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:
1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
A boy & a girl loved each other very much.
unfortunately the boy died.
girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears.
she kept on crying every day.
many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears.
one night she slept & had a dream.
she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.
he felt relaxed.
but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress & had a lightened candle in their hand.
but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.
she asked him: “why your candle is not lightened?”
he said: “whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it”
please don’t cry for whom you really love”
“because they dont want you too?”