Pappu: I love you!
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.
I want 2 live in ur eyes nt as a dream but as a sight,
I want 2 live in ur mind nt as an idea but as a memory,
I want 2 live in ur heart nt as blood but as a beat,
I want 2 live in ur body nt as a soul but as a feeling,
I want 2 live in ur life nt as a partner but as a Lover…!!!
A Boy was driving a car.
A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,”Hey Buffalo”
Girl turned back n shouted..”you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”
Suddenly she had an accident She was hit by abuffalo crossing d road..
MORAL:”Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. 😀 😉