Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.
I want 2 live in ur eyes nt as a dream but as a sight,
I want 2 live in ur mind nt as an idea but as a memory,
I want 2 live in ur heart nt as blood but as a beat,
I want 2 live in ur body nt as a soul but as a feeling,
I want 2 live in ur life nt as a partner but as a Lover…!!!
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. 😀 😉
If A Boy Cries For A Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is Stupid,
If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is Stubborn
If A Boy Gets Depressed For ‘one Girl’,
That Doesn’t Mean He Is A Loser
If A Boy Always Dreams About Only ‘one Girl’,
That Doesn’t Mean He’s Just Got Addicted To Her
If A Boy Is Obsessed For One Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Cant Be With Any Other Girl
If A Boy Is Crazy For One Girl,
That Doesn’t Mean He Has Lost His Mind….
All That Means Is,
He Loves That Girl So Much
That He Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..