Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi
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TEACHER: Unaku entha animal pidikum..?Student: poonai pidikkum.
Student: poonai kurukka vantha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!
Principal: Write ur father name in English.
Student: Temple steps water king.
Principal: are you joking
Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher: Mudhal masam january!
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Teacher padam nadathi kondirukumbothu.. ..
oru paiyan irangi veliyae ponan
appo teacher keatanga. . ‘avan ean veliyilae ponan..?’
Student: avanuku thookathil nadakum vyadi iruku. . .
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Student: They r called Germs.