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1 day Lord decided 2 visit earth..

He saw a man crying.

Lord ask, “y r u crying, my son?”

he said that he was blind.

Lord touched him and he could see . .

God saw another man crying and asked, “y r u crying, my son?”

he said, “Lord, I am an engineering student!”

Lord sat down and cried with him…!

Paavam avaruke namma kastam theriyuthu..

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. 😀 😉

A boy & a girl loved each other very much.
unfortunately the boy died.
girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears.
she kept on crying every day.
many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears.
one night she slept & had a dream.
she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.
he felt relaxed.
but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress & had a lightened candle in their hand.
but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.
she asked him: “why your candle is not lightened?”
he said: “whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it”

please don’t cry for whom you really love”
“because they dont want you too?”

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*

Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*

Boy: I Love You;)

A guy says to his friend, ‘Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.’
The friend says, ‘If I guess right, will you give me one of them?’
The first guy says, ‘If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them.’

Especially 4 Guys
DONT MAKE ANY GIRL CRY IN UR LIFE!!!
COZ,
WEN SHE STOPED CRYING….
THEN U WONT B ABLE 2 SMILE AGAIN !!
GUD MRNG FRND.

One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful star.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.

Boy: I love u.

Girl: Stupid I am older than u

Boy: I am mad in your love,

Girl: Get lost

Boy: Didi plz.. set ho jao na…

You were crying when u were born while evrybody was
laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and
everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday.

BREAKUPS Aren’t Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP.