Posts Categorized / College/School SMS
To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
Student: Yes sir!.
Principal: What’s that book name?
Student: Its facebook…
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.
American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.
Dey said ok & jumped..
American princi: C d guts..
IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.
They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.
IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?
Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.