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Exam SMS: To b A “Good Profesional”…

To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Tackle “Emergencies”!
Think Different.

Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

College SMS Joke – Namma college’la…

Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.

School SMS Joke – Teacher: Idhu varaikkum…

Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.

Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?

College SMS Joke in Tamil – American & IND…

American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.

American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.

Dey said ok & jumped..

American princi: C d guts..

IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.

They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.

IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D

School SMS Joke – Avagadro Number…

Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.

Hindi Funny SMS – Sochiye physics…

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Hindi Funny SMS – Teacher: Gaali…

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Exam SMS – Examiner: Why r u…

Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂

College SMS Joke – Agar koi…

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.