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Double Meaning SMS – Ek bar ek…

Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe.
ek bar meri siste ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye.
ye sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi,
daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.

Double Meaning SMS – The reason women…

The reason women will never start proposing is because,
the moment they get on their knees..
Men will start unzipping. 😉

Double Meaning SMS – With just a Single…

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon.

Hindi Funny SMS – Ek Ladka aur…

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Hindi Funny SMS – Teacher: What is love…

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

Hindi Funny SMS – 1 Seminar mein Question…

1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?

1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.

Double Meaning SMS – Dono mein…

LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.

Double Meaning SMS | Mokkai SMS: “Mulaichu 3 ilai kooda…

Man1: “Mulaichu 3 ilai
kooda vidala,
Athukkulla
Antha paiyan
ippadi pannittan!”

Man2: “Enna pannittan?”

Man1: “Sediyai pidungittan!”