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Telugu SMS Joke: Mitrama vunava?…

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

Funny Exam Shayari in Hindi: वो मुड़ मुड़ के…

वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें,

हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,

वो हमें, हम उन्हें,

हम उन्हें, वो हमें,

क्योंकि परीक्षा में …

न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें !

Funny Love Shayari in Hindi: गौर फरमाईयेगा जरा…

गौर फरमाईयेगा जरा…

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,

लिखा.. “I Love You”, और Send To All कर बैठी.

Funny Shayari in Hindi: एक आदमी…

एक आदमी कुम्भ मेले में प्रार्थना कर रहा था

हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…
हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…

हमेशा भाई-भाई को बिछड़ते देखा है कुम्भ में …
कभी पति-पत्नी पर भी try करो !!

Valentine’s Day Funny SMS: Young BOYS praying…

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Funny SMS: I have a doubt…

I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..

Funny SMS: Boy: what’s your age…

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

SMS Joke: New generation: Facebook…

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

Tamil Funny SMS: 2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam…

2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..