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Telugu SMS Joke: Mitrama vunava?…

Category: Funny SMS, SMS Jokes, Telugu Funny SMS, Telugu SMS Jokes

Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

Submitted by: Satya on April 8, 2016 at 6:08 am / 0 comments

Funny Exam Shayari in Hindi: वो मुड़ मुड़ के…

Category: Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Shayari SMS

वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें,

हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,

वो हमें, हम उन्हें,

हम उन्हें, वो हमें,

क्योंकि परीक्षा में …

न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें !

Submitted by: Satya on April 4, 2016 at 1:02 am / 0 comments

Funny Love Shayari in Hindi: गौर फरमाईयेगा जरा…

Category: Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Shayari SMS

गौर फरमाईयेगा जरा…

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,

बावरी होकर इश्क़ मे यारो, वो कमाल कर बैठी,

लिखा.. “I Love You”, और Send To All कर बैठी.

Submitted by: Satya on April 4, 2016 at 12:38 am / 0 comments

Funny Shayari in Hindi: एक आदमी…

Category: Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Shayari SMS

एक आदमी कुम्भ मेले में प्रार्थना कर रहा था

हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…
हे प्रभु, न्याय करो…

हमेशा भाई-भाई को बिछड़ते देखा है कुम्भ में …
कभी पति-पत्नी पर भी try करो !!

Submitted by: Satya on April 4, 2016 at 12:31 am / 0 comments

Valentine’s Day Funny SMS: Young BOYS praying…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English, Valentine’s Day SMS

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

Submitted by: Satya on February 12, 2016 at 11:40 am / 0 comments

Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Category: College Funny SMS, College/School SMS, Facebook SMS Jokes, Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English, Teacher & Student Jokes

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Submitted by: Satya on February 12, 2016 at 11:17 am / 0 comments

Funny SMS: I have a doubt…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English

I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..

Submitted by: Satya on February 12, 2016 at 11:13 am / 0 comments

Funny SMS: Boy: what’s your age…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

Submitted by: Satya on February 1, 2016 at 3:52 am / 0 comments

SMS Joke: New generation: Facebook…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

Submitted by: Satya on January 31, 2016 at 7:17 am / 0 comments

Tamil Funny SMS: 2 / 10 = 2 enga proof pannuga pakkalam…

Category: Funny SMS, SMS Jokes, Tamil Funny SMS, Tamil SMS

2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

school student: engaluku thariyala.

medical student: it’s impossible.

engineering student: no no eppadi mudiyum.

arrear student: yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
(‘t’cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ‘ PROOF ‘ Okva..

Submitted by: Satya on January 9, 2016 at 5:19 am / 1 comment