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Hindi SMS Joke: Tum Mere Liye…

Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai

Girl; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho

Boy; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge…
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko”

Girls-Boys SMS: When a Guy…

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry..!

When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog?!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..! Stop making me feel Worse..!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!

Hindi SMS Joke: Beech Bazar…

Bezzati: Beech Bazar

Boyfriend:- yr ye petrol fr se mehnga
ho gya…!!

Girlfriend:- Chahe jitna bhi mehnga
ho jaye tu
dalwaega 20 ka hi…!!

SMS Joke: Girl- which computer…

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say now…

Tamil Funny SMS – Each girl took…

2 boys follow 2 girls:
Each girl took rakhi and tied in their hands and said:
‘Ippa enna seiveenga’?

Boys: Machi, u sight my sister, I will sight ur sister.

Funny SMS – Girl: Which computer…

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. 😛

Love SMS – A girl loves…

A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:

Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore.

College SMS Joke – Imagine Life without…

Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper. 😀

Story SMS – She said that…

She said that she wanted to get high..!!
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!!
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!!
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood..!!
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep..!!
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone..!!
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always..!!
He asked when he wasn’t available for her..?!

Love is always caring, Only if its True! 😀

Funny SMS – A good lecture should…

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.