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Funny SMS Jokes: He: I am in love…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Submitted by: Satya on June 13, 2015 at 2:55 pm / 0 comments

Funny Shayari: Aapki yaad mein…

Category: Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Shayari SMS

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Submitted by: Satya on June 13, 2015 at 2:50 pm / 0 comments

Funny SMS: Ek american…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in Hindi, Hindi Funny SMS

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Submitted by: Satya on June 7, 2015 at 4:17 am / 0 comments

Hindi Funny SMS: Student to God…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..

Submitted by: Sathu on August 10, 2014 at 3:35 pm / 0 comments

Ascii Funny SMS: Ye Sms jis…

Category: Ascii Funny SMS, Ascii SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

(^_^)
00:01

(“_”)
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(+_+)
00:03

(‘_”)
00:04

(*_*)
00:05

Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 3:18 pm / 0 comments

Hindi SMS Joke: I WANT AT LEAST…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

I WANT AT LEAST ONLY ONE NIGHT YOU BESTDE ME IN THE RESTAUR AND
AFTER ENJOY CANDLE NIGHT DINNER I WANT TO SAY THOSE BEAUTIFUL 3 WORDS
WHTCH I LOVED MOST TO SAY YOU…..

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 2:44 pm / 0 comments

Hindi SMS Joke: *beep beep*…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 2:18 pm / 0 comments

Hindi SMS Joke: Tumhari biwi…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

Man1 : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Man2 : Google Kaur.
Man1 : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Man2 : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 1:50 pm / 0 comments

Hindi SMS Joke: Bachcho zinda…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, School SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes, Teacher & Student Jokes

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 1:46 pm / 0 comments

Hindi SMS Joke: Free Advice for Boys…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes

Free Advice for Boys
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!

Submitted by: Satya on August 7, 2014 at 12:48 pm / 0 comments