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Funny Shayari: Aapki yaad mein…

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Funny SMS: Ek american…

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Hindi Funny SMS: Student to God…

Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..

Ascii Funny SMS: Ye Sms jis…

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

(^_^)
00:01

(“_”)
00:02

(+_+)
00:03

(‘_”)
00:04

(*_*)
00:05

Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Hindi SMS Joke: I WANT AT LEAST…

I WANT AT LEAST ONLY ONE NIGHT YOU BESTDE ME IN THE RESTAUR AND
AFTER ENJOY CANDLE NIGHT DINNER I WANT TO SAY THOSE BEAUTIFUL 3 WORDS
WHTCH I LOVED MOST TO SAY YOU…..

Hindi SMS Joke: *beep beep*…

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

Hindi SMS Joke: Tumhari biwi…

Man1 : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Man2 : Google Kaur.
Man1 : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Man2 : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Hindi SMS Joke: Bachcho zinda…

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Hindi SMS Joke: Free Advice for Boys…

Free Advice for Boys
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!