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Husband Wife SMS Jokes: Only a Man understands another…

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.

Hindi SMS Joke: patni se kahta…

Pati:patni se kahta he good night
patni:pati se khati he aise kaise good night
tumhara LUND karo tight karlo mere CHUT se fight or
giralo apna BIRLA WHITE.

Hindi SMS Joke: Chuhiya ped…

Chuhiya ped (tree) pe chadi to

Bandar ne pucha- upar kyon aayi?

Chuhiya – Apple khaane

Bandar – ye to aam ka ped hai.
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Chuhiya – Tu zyada chaudhary mat ban,
Apple saath me laayi hu……..!

Hindi SMS Joke: Kabi pasand na…

Kabi pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena

Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
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Thaaen
Thaaen

Hindi SMS Joke: Seene me dil…

Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!

itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap.

Hindi SMS Joke: Shaadi se…

A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!

Hindi SMS Joke: Ek bachcha…

Ek bachcha, Boy girl ko
kiss
karte
hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
warna main apke papa ko
bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,…

Bacha kafi try karta hai,
par wo height me kam reh
jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar
“Bhaad me gayi
duniyadari”
jo kam galat hai, vo galat
hai…
Main to bataunga….

Hindi SMS Joke: Khushi ko Gum…

Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

Hindi SMS Joke: Hame malum hai…

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU….
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!