Only a Man understands another Man..
Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch
Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.
Submitted by: Satya on June 18, 2015 at 4:03 am / 0 comments
Wife : How much do you love me ?
Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 1:23 pm / 0 comments
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…
Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 1:17 pm / 0 comments
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Wife to Husband: “Darling Shall we have Tandoori Chicken to celebrate our wedding anniversary?”
Husband: “Why punish the poor chicken for my mistake?”
Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 12:57 pm / 0 comments
Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Submitted by: Sathu on January 29, 2014 at 5:39 pm / 0 comments
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀
Submitted by: Sathu on January 28, 2014 at 8:46 pm / 0 comments
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
Submitted by: Sathu on January 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm / 0 comments
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?
Submitted by: Satya on January 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm / 0 comments
Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan….
A man to doctor:
Submitted by: Satya on January 24, 2014 at 7:14 pm / 0 comments
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
Submitted by: Satya on January 24, 2014 at 5:47 pm / 0 comments
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! 😛 😀