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Husband Wife SMS Jokes: Only a Man understands another…

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Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.

Submitted by: Satya on June 18, 2015 at 4:03 am / 0 comments

Husband & Wife Joke: How much do you love me…

Category: Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…

Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 1:23 pm / 0 comments

SMS Joke: Wife: If you keep…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS Jokes, SMS Jokes in English

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 1:17 pm / 0 comments

SMS Joke: Darling Shall we have…

Category: Funny SMS, Funny SMS in English, Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS Jokes

Wife to Husband: “Darling Shall we have Tandoori Chicken to celebrate our wedding anniversary?”
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Husband: “Why punish the poor chicken for my mistake?”

Submitted by: Sathu on July 31, 2014 at 12:57 pm / 0 comments

Husband & Wife Joke in Tamil – Wife: Yenga…

Category: Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS Jokes

Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Submitted by: Sathu on January 29, 2014 at 5:39 pm / 0 comments

Hindi Funny SMS – What is similarity…

Category: Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Husband & Wife Jokes

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀

Submitted by: Sathu on January 28, 2014 at 8:46 pm / 0 comments

Santa Banta SMS – Meri wife…

Category: Husband & Wife Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Santa Banta SMS, SMS Jokes

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Submitted by: Sathu on January 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm / 0 comments

Tamil Funny SMS – Yethuku adikkadi…

Category: Funny SMS, Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS Jokes, Tamil Funny SMS, Tamil SMS

Wife:
Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:
Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan….

Submitted by: Satya on January 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm / 0 comments

Husband & Wife Joke – A man to doctor…

Category: Doctor SMS Jokes, Funny SMS, Husband & Wife Jokes

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

Submitted by: Satya on January 24, 2014 at 7:14 pm / 0 comments

Funny SMS – Position of a husband…

Category: Funny SMS, Husband & Wife Jokes

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! 😛 😀

Submitted by: Satya on January 24, 2014 at 5:47 pm / 0 comments