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Husband Wife SMS Jokes: Only a Man understands another…

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.

Husband & Wife Joke: How much do you love me…

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…

SMS Joke: Wife: If you keep…

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

SMS Joke: Darling Shall we have…

Wife to Husband: “Darling Shall we have Tandoori Chicken to celebrate our wedding anniversary?”
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Husband: “Why punish the poor chicken for my mistake?”

Husband & Wife Joke in Tamil – Wife: Yenga…

Wife: Yenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Hindi Funny SMS – What is similarity…

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. ๐Ÿ˜€

Santa Banta SMS – Meri wife…

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Tamil Funny SMS – Yethuku adikkadi…

Wife:
Yethuku adikkadi en mugathula thanni thelikireenga?

Husband:
Unga appa unnai poo mathiri parthuka sonnar adhaan….

Husband & Wife Joke – A man to doctor…

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

Funny SMS – Position of a husband…

Position of a husband is just like a Split ACโ€ฆ
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€