Posts Categorized / Computer SMS Jokes
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now. 😛
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal…
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru
Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth’aa soft’aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
Manager : Do you know JAVA?
This is called protocal mismatch.
First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.
These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.
Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
What would you call a girl driving a car?
A Pen Drive.
1.Bug kandupidithare oruthal avar
naana DeBUG seidhuvidal…
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoar
mattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkum JOB undaam
JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.
Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandru..