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SMS Joke: It Takes 15 Trees…

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams.

SMS Joke: Smoking Effects Lips…

Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma:-D
Avoid it..

SMS Joke: That’s a 500…

Museum administrator: That’s a 500
year old statue you’ve broken.
Aman: Thank God! I thought
it was a new one!

SMS Joke: what is the chemical…

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

SMS Joke: It is said that…

It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..
and when boys do that..
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins.

SMS Joke: THE NEXT GENERATION…

THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers…

SMS Joke: What are the 3 words…

What are the 3 words that can make
your heart skip a beat ??
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SMS Joke: In a personality class…

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one’s strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.

SMS Joke: Two old women…

Two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?

SMS Joke: People Says…

People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉