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Funny SMS: Your phone has…

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..

SMS Joke: I can’t live…

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…

SMS Joke: Man on phone…

Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!

SMS Joke: Every One Makes…

Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

SMS Joke: A good advice…

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer
so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers…

SMS Joke: A boy after…

Height of Surprise:
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…

SMS Joke: If a single teacher…

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

SMS Joke: Teacher: Behind every successful…

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

SMS Joke: A Chinese couple…

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua

SMS Joke: Another Moon?…

Another Moon?…
Possible Another Sun?…
Possible Another Sky?…
Possible Another person Like U?…
Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make
the same Mistake twice.