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Santa Banta SMS – One day Santa…

One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge;
you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Santa Banta SMS – Oru car’a…

Oru car’a sanata’vum banta’vum sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi santa’vum, pinnadi banta’vum thallinanga. athan.

Santa Banta SMS – Meri wife…

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Santa Banta SMS – Santa: Station jane…

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

Santa Banta SMS – SANTA: Rasgulle…

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Santa Banta SMS – Yaar ye bata…

Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.

Santa Banta SMS – Interviewer: Just imagine…

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?

Santa: Its very simple,
I will stop my imagination..!!