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Funny SMS in English: I Like your Smile…

Height of insult:

Girl to Boy:

I Like your

Smile becoz……

My favorite colour iz

“YELLOW”

Hindi Funny SMS – DUNIA mein achche…

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna

kyo ki

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Aaj garmi bahut hai aur

(‘,’) hum ghar
mein hi
_/ /_ hai..

Hindi Funny SMS – Kal 2 logon…

Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?

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Bilkul aise
Ab 3 ho gaye. 😀

Hindi Funny SMS – Sochiye physics…

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Hindi Funny SMS – Ladkiya…

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Hindi Funny SMS – Mirchi muh…

Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?

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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..

hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?

Hindi Funny SMS – Socho agar…

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 😀

Hindi Funny SMS – Har ek boy…

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. 😛 😀

Hindi Funny SMS – khud par…

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D