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Valentine’s Day Funny SMS: Young BOYS praying…

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Funny SMS: I have a doubt…

I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..

Funny SMS: Boy: what’s your age…

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

SMS Joke: New generation: Facebook…

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

SMS Jokes: A boy started using…

A boy started using
Facebook since 10th May
2011 but he still have 263
friends..!!
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His little sister started
using FB since 19 feb
2015 and now she have
1,517 friends
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Thats a
difference between a boy and a
girl..!!
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agree ???

SMS Joke: Goods girls are…

Goods girls are found

in every corner of the Earth !

But.

Unfortunately

Earth is round.

SMS Jokes: When In Life…

When In Life You Wake Up And You Don’t See Anyone
Then Come To Me I Will Be There To
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Take You To The Eye Specialist.
Good Morning And Have A Nice Day…

Funny SMS: I Heard A Joke…

I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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They Say You Are Intelligent.

SMS Jokes: Teacher: What are…

Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.