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Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Hindi SMS Joke: Bachcho zinda…

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Hindi SMS Joke: Gaali kya…

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Funny SMS: Teacher: Behind every…

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Funny SMS: Mam, Will you punish…

Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!

Teacher & Student Joke: what do u call…

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Studant: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Teacher & Student Tamil Jokes: Teacher: Mudhal…

Teacher: Mudhal masam january!

rendavathu masam Febuary!

Pathavathu masam enna?

Student: Delivary teacher.

Teacher & Student Jokes: Tamil sir…

Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu?

Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir..!

Stu 2: Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir…!

Tamil Teacher & Student SMS Jokes: Poi syallabus…

SIR: Poi syallabus vaangittu vaada

STUDENT: Sir Tamilnadu fulla ketten
Citybus irukunguran Airbus irukunguran
Townbus irukunguran Expressbus irukunguran
Point-Point bus irukunguran AC bus irukunguran
Aana Neenga ketta sylla’BUS’ mattum
kidaikave illa..

Bustand’laye illaiyaam………

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