True friendship multiplies the good in life
and divides it’s evils, strive to have friends,
for life without friends is like life on a desert island.
To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune,
to keep him is a blessing.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader.