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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader.

How did he do this?

Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

A real friend means the world.
A wonderful, sometimes incomprehensible,
but still close and dear one to your own world.
And together you mean a whole universe.

A real friend is someone who tries
to pick you up when you’ve fallen,
if they can’t pick you up,
then they lay down right beside you.

What is a friend?
He looks out for you, inspires you,
laughs with you, cries with you,
understands you, guides you
and walks with you.
That’s what a friend is.

What is a friend? He looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you,
cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you.
That’s what a friend is?you.

What is a friend?
She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you,
cries with you, understands you, guides you &
walks with you. that’s what a friend is….

Long walks and romantic banter,
holding hands and mushy chatter.
All this and a lot more,
everything for you to soar.
After all it’s your special day,
sit back and be pampered in every way.
Happy birthday.

Real truth. . . I hv learnt. .. .
As We Grow Up We Think We Lose Our Friends
But Truth Is We Don’t Lose Friends,
We Just Learn Who The Real Ones Are!

Real friendship is when tears and not just smiles,
actually bring people closer.
Sorry for being a jerk all this time.

The man’s best friend that you brought home
better not take the place of your real best friend.
Congratulations.