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LOVE
L- last period of life.
O- opening of sorrow.
V-vacancy of death.
E-emergency call from yamraj.
so never fall in love…..!!!!

Young BOYS praying

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

I have a doubt

I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..

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Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

What is line?

Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.

Goods girls are found

Goods girls are found

in every corner of the Earth !

But.

Unfortunately

Earth is round.

I Heard A Joke

I Heard A Joke So Funny!
He He He.
I Can’t Stop Laughing.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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They Say You Are Intelligent.

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It Takes 15 Trees

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams.

Smoking Effects Lips

Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma:-D
Avoid it..

That’s a 500

Museum administrator: That’s a 500
year old statue you’ve broken.
Aman: Thank God! I thought
it was a new one!

THE NEXT GENERATION

THE NEXT GENERATION
‘KG’ POEM.

DRINKING DRINKING
LITTLE BEER. HOW !
WONDER WHICH BAR
IS NEAR. QUARTER
RATES R UP SO HIGH.
DRINK A PEG WITH
CHICKEN FRY.
Cheers…

What are the 3 words

What are the 3 words that can make
your heart skip a beat ??
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. . . Facebook Login Error…

Two old women

Two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?

People Says

People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉

Your phone has been installed

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..

I can’t live

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…

Man on phone

Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Every One Makes

Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

A good advice from a good friend!

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer
so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers…

If a single teacher

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

A Chinese couple

A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

I Just Hate You!

I Just Hate You!
Go Away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…
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Monday?!

Disturbed
Sunday…..

Urgent girlfriend needed

Urgent girlfriend needed.
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times,
they really don’t sit quietly!

Husband and wife are like two tyres

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further…
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

New way of writting

New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”

A small love story

A small love story..

Boy:excuse me.!

Girl:yes, bro.!