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Funny SMS in Hindi

Aaj Titanic ki

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.

Samunder me pani

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah đŸ˜›

Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo tere YAD me,

Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,

Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,

Wo”FANAA” wale baal “GHAJNI” ban gaye..

uper Diye

“OTFBHFEONGFOA”

uper Diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift.
Just for you..
By- Kissmiss

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Duniya mein

Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai,
magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai,

Abe o chutiye

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai.

I am police officer

I am police officer
you are under arrest
Bcoz jitne pyare AAP ho
utna pyara hona kanoonan jurm hai.
Is Liye Apako dil ki jail mein umar bhar dosti ki saza di jati hai.

This PJ will destroy

This PJ will destroy ur sleep..
In a bus, conductor asked for tickets
1st boy- pass
2nd boy- pass
3rd boy- pass
4th boy-
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GOAL!!
Cheers!

Funny SMS: Ek american

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

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Funny SMS: Jis umar me hamare

Jis umar me hamare dant tutate the!

Aaj kal ke bachchco ke..

us umer me dil tute jate hain..!!

Dua h aapki

Dua h aapki 1 acchi GIRLFREND ho
aapko MISS kare, mujhe KISS kare
aapko PUPPY de mujhe JHAPY de
aapse IQRAR kare,mujse PYAR kare aapke sath ROYE,mere sath soye.

Funny SMS: There is no word

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Man says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”