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Ek bar ek baccha class mein

Ek bar ek baccha class mein aane ko late ho gaya
Teacher gusse se: Kya tumhe period miss hone ka zara bhi ehsas nahi hai.
Ladka: Mam, bahut ehsas hai mujhe.
ek bar meri siste ne meri mom ko kaha ki mujhe period nahi aaye.
ye sun kar meri maa behosh ho gayi,
daddy ko heart attack ho gaya aur hairani ki baat hai hamara driver kaam chod ke baag gaya.

Ek Ladka aur

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Teacher: What is love…

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

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1 Seminar mein Question

1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?

1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.

Dono mein

LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.