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Hindi Funny SMS – DUNIA mein achche…

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna

kyo ki

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Aaj garmi bahut hai aur

(‘,’) hum ghar
mein hi
_/ /_ hai..

Hindi SMS Joke: Bachcho zinda…

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Hindi SMS Joke: I PROUD MYSELF…

I PROUD MYSELF.BECAUSE I AM GARHWALI.
G:GREAT
A:ACTIVE
R:RELIABLE
H:HONEST
W:WONDERFULL
A:ADVANCED
L:LOVELY
I:INTELIGENT
MERI JANAM BHOOMI MERU PAHAD.GANGA JAMUNA YAKHI BADRI KEDAR.

Hindi SMS Joke: Tum Mere Liye…

Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai

Girl; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho

Boy; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge…
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko”

Hindi SMS Joke: Free Advice for Boys…

Free Advice for Boys
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!

Hindi SMS Joke: Tumhari biwi…

Man1 : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Man2 : Google Kaur.
Man1 : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Man2 : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Hindi Funny SMS: Student to God…

Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..

Funny SMS Jokes: He: I am in love…

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Hindi Funny SMS – Bahu: I am going to…

Bahu: I am going to supermarket.

Aloknath: Take my sanskaar.

Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo.

Aloknath: Arre I mean my son’s car. 😀

Funny Shayari: Aapki yaad mein…

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.