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Apne mobile ko

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

He: I am in love

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Aapki yaad mein

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

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Ek american ne ek indian

Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..

Tum kitney saal ke ho?

Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.

Jis umar me hamare

Jis umar me hamare dant tutate the!

Aaj kal ke bachchco ke..

us umer me dil tute jate hain..!!

uper Diye

“OTFBHFEONGFOA”

uper Diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift.
Just for you..
By- Kissmiss

Dua h aapki 1 acchi

Dua h aapki 1 acchi GIRLFREND ho
aapko MISS kare, mujhe KISS kare
aapko PUPPY de mujhe JHAPY de
aapse IQRAR kare,mujse PYAR kare aapke sath ROYE,mere sath soye.

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Samunder me pani

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah πŸ˜›

Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo tere YAD me,

Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,

Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,

Wo”FANAA” wale baal “GHAJNI” ban gaye..

Aaj Titanic ki

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

(^_^)
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(+_+)
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(β€˜_”)
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(*_*)
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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Garma Garam

Garma Garam..
; ; ; ; ;
c(“.”) c(“.”)
“”” “””
Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.

Kaise mumkin tha kisi aur

Kaise mumkin tha
kisi aur doctor se ilaaaj..?
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Ishq ka Rog tha_
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Mummy ki chappal se hi araam aaya..!!

<(",) ( (> Ueee
< L Haye! Bhut mara yaaro

I WANT AT LEAST

I WANT AT LEAST ONLY ONE NIGHT YOU BESTDE ME IN THE RESTAUR AND
AFTER ENJOY CANDLE NIGHT DINNER I WANT TO SAY THOSE BEAUTIFUL 3 WORDS
WHTCH I LOVED MOST TO SAY YOU…..

*beep beep*

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai

Man1 : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Man2 : Google Kaur.
Man1 : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Man2 : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Free Advice for Boys

Free Advice for Boys
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Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment
karnaa ….
warna 3 Mahine tak notification
aayenge..!!

Tum Mere Liye

Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho

Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai

Girl; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho

Boy; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge…
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko”

I PROUD MYSELF

I PROUD MYSELF.BECAUSE I AM GARHWALI.
G:GREAT
A:ACTIVE
R:RELIABLE
H:HONEST
W:WONDERFULL
A:ADVANCED
L:LOVELY
I:INTELIGENT
MERI JANAM BHOOMI MERU PAHAD.GANGA JAMUNA YAKHI BADRI KEDAR.

DUNIA mein achche

DUNIA mein achche insan
ki talash mein mat nikalna

kyo ki

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Aaj garmi bahut hai aur

(‘,’) hum ghar
mein hi
_/ /_ hai..

Jee karta hai

Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau,
Paas aake ruk jau,
Na kuch bolu Na batau bus Aap Ki AANKHO ME,
Ha inhi Aankho me.. SANTRE KA CHILKA NICHOD KK BHAG JAU.

Kal 2 logon

Kal 2 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Puchho Kaise..?

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Bilkul aise
Ab 3 ho gaye. πŸ˜€

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Life Me kitne bhi

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! πŸ˜€

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Log kehte hain

Log kehte hain..
Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to
waqt aur raat bhi achha guzarta hai..
So..
Maine socha aap ko
Meri yaad dila du..

Garmi se bachney ke liye

Garmi se bachney ke liye
Enter Password:

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****LO

***ALO

**HALO

*AHALO

NAHALO

Code accepted
Welcome to
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Hanso mat jaldi fwd kro market mein naya aaya hai.

Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. πŸ˜€