Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
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Every student dreams of having a teacher like you.
You have great place in your student‘s hearts.
Wishing you all of life’s best on your birthday and always!
TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi
Teacher: What is love….???
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
TEACHER: Unaku entha animal pidikum..?
Student: poonai pidikkum.
Student: poonai kurukka vantha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
*HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY*
Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Student: They r called Germs.