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Itna khubsurat kaise

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai..
ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Purani haveli ke

Purani haveli ke
pichhe wale khandar ki
saamne wali futti
hui deewar par
lagi tutti tasveer ke
pichhe lage jaale
mein fase macher ki kasam..
I miss you yaar.

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