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Hindi School/College SMS

Bachcho zinda rahne ke

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Gaali kya hai?

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.

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Sanskrit teacher

Sanskrit teacher asked: whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’
studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti

aagr

aagr

aagr

aagr

Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

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NAADE ko english

Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Golu: P.H.D.
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device..!!

Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Kuch salo baad ye Pal yaad aayenge

Kuch salo baad ye Pal yaad aayenge,
Jab hum Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
Akele jab bhi Honge sath Guzare Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise to bahut honge shayad pr kharch krne k lamhe km ho jayenge,
aaj jyada msg aane se gussa hote hai,
kal ek ek msg ko taras jayenge
ek cup chai dosto ki yaad dilayegi,
fir sochte sochte ankhe nam ho jayegi,
in palo ko milkar dil kholkar jeelo yaaro,
kyu ki zindagi in dino ko fir nahi dohrayegi.