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Hindi SMS Jokes

Proposal of 4th class

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.

Boy: I love u.

Girl: Stupid I am older than u

Boy: I am mad in your love,

Girl: Get lost

Boy: Didi plz.. set ho jao na…

Kabhi khansi

Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Sanskrit teacher

Sanskrit teacher asked: whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’
sardar studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”

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Mubarak ho aap

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Man : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

Mathematical joke

Mathematical joke:
(13×13×13)= ?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

Son to Dad

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Boss: Itne kam

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

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Gaali kya

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Bachcho zinda

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se 🙂
wah wah