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Hindi SMS Joke: Proposal of 4th class…

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.

Boy: I love u.

Girl: Stupid I am older than u

Boy: I am mad in your love,

Girl: Get lost

Boy: Didi plz.. set ho jao na…

Hindi SMS Joke: Kabhi khansi…

Socho Agar doctors film banate to title kya hota:

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2. Kaho na bukhar hai
3. TB no. 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Hindi SMS Joke: Sanskrit teacher…

Sanskrit teacher asked: whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’
sardar studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”

Hindi SMS Joke: Mubarak ho aap…

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Man : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

Hindi SMS Joke: Mathematical joke…

Mathematical joke:
(13×13×13)= ?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

Hindi SMS Joke: Son to Dad…

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Hindi SMS Joke: Boss: Itne kam…

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Hindi SMS Joke: Gaali kya…

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Hindi SMS Joke: Bachcho zinda…

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Hindi SMS Joke: Arz kiya hai…

Arz kiya hai
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamzor huye teri judai se,
Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se 🙂
wah wah