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Hindi SMS Jokes

Sanskrit teacher

Sanskrit teacher asked: whats d meaning of ‘tamasoma jyotirgmaya’
studnt replies-“tum so jao ma main jyoti k ghar ja raha hu”

Yaar ye bata

Man 1: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai
Man 2: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.

Rasgulle hai?

Man: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
Man: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
Man: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Station jane ke kitne loge?

Man: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Man: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Man: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

Meri wife mujhe naukar

Man 1: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Man 2: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Only a Man understands another

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.

Seene me dil

Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!

itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap.

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Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan

A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!

There is no word

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Man says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha

Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.