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Valentine’s Day Funny SMS: Young BOYS praying…

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening…

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Funny SMS: I have a doubt…

I have a doubt frnds
22 as twenty two
33 as thirthy three
44 as fourty four
55 as fifty five
but 11 as not onety one
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This is the doubt of last bench association association..

Funny SMS: Boy: what’s your age…

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

SMS Joke: New generation: Facebook…

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

SMS Jokes: A boy started using…

A boy started using
Facebook since 10th May
2011 but he still have 263
friends..!!
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His little sister started
using FB since 19 feb
2015 and now she have
1,517 friends
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Thats a
difference between a boy and a
girl..!!
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agree ???

Husband Wife SMS Jokes: Only a Man understands another…

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer: I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.

Funny SMS: What is line?…

Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.

Funny SMS: Lawyer: Rs 5000/-…

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?