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Funny SMS: Principal: I am listening

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Two foxes

Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions.
Eppadi kandupudippenga?
‘Bi-Nari’ search..

Yennadhaan

Yennadhaan kannagiya oorellaam pathininu sonnaalum,

kannagi photova download pannum podhu,

system sollura message,

ONE ITEM DOWNLOADING!

Adhaan ulagam.

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Oru veetla

Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga.

Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu.

Oru naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga.

Sirichikite solunga..?

Naalu ‘T’

Naalu ‘T’ oru ‘G’ irukkura varthai enna?

Originality

Who is more intelligent

Who is more intelligent among the two:
SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square….
because Squaru’kku naalu moolai.
Circle’lukku moolayae illa.

Elephant and erumbu

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..

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What would

What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.

Vaa nanum

Avan: Vaa nanum neeyum odidlam
Aval: seruppu pinjidum
avan:kaila edthuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
thaichuttu odidalam

marubidiyum: vaa odidlam
seruppu pinjidum
pudhusu vangittu odidlam

Vengaya kadai

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?

Onion Union.