Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)
Do you know the relation between
two eyes? They never see each other.
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded
However, when they see a woman,
one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story: Woman can
break any kind of relationship!!!
Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card,
i am nothing without you…
Wife : Wow ! that’s so romantic…
Husband (saying to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know, this
is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards…
3 FRIENDS going to their room at 110 floor of the building!
One day LIFT did not work! So they decided to tell the story for time pass!
They start to walk in steps!
1st person told the action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told the comedy story upto 109th floor!
3rd person told one sentiment story!
“MACHAN ROOM SAVI CARLAYE MARANTHU VITTUTEN DA”