NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. 😀 😉
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)
Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me what ur dad do?
Dad: What u said?
Girl: I said he works in a chocolate factory.. and brings lots of chocolate for me?
In evening he works in an ice-cream parlor… and i eat my fvr8 flavor?
He also works in a toys shop.. and bring me soft and cuddy teddy’s?
Sometimes he is a teacher also bcoz
He helps me in my homework.. He is very strong and hard-worker..
He works from morning to evening… and nvr get tired nd always there for me..?
Dad.. did i said right..??
Dad: I Love You so much my baby?
Girl: I Love You too… u to Dad?
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*
Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*
Boy: I Love You;)