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Class Room is like a Train

Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Then
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.

Last Semester

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

College mudiyura

College mudiyura varaikkum than irukum

But

arrear enbathu mama ponnu madhiri

nammalaye suthi suthi varum..:)

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professor – yenda 20

Professor: Yenda 20 naala collegukku varala?

Student: Enga appa eppavume solluvar
” oru edathukku adikkadi pona mariyathai irukkathu’nu”…..

University FIRST

University FIRST Vara IDEA!!!

4 Manikku
Yenthirichu
Brush Pannittu
Kuliraa
Irundhalum Kulinga…
5Mani Aydum…
Ammaava Elupinaa
Coffee-yo Tea-yo
Tharuvanga…
6 Manikku Kelambi
6.30-ku
University
Poidunga…

Apparam Enna Neengadhaan
UNIVERSITY FIRST…

College Kolaveri

College Kolaveri:
Hand-la book-, book la question-,eyes full aa tear-..
empty mind-,exam come-,life reverse gear-..study study… hw to study..wre to study nw –
God’m dyin nau,prof is happy how-..
this- song- 4 suit students-, we dont have choice-..
Why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di.

Bike irundha

A Student :

Bike irundha Oatta thoanudhu
T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu
Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu
but Book irundhaa mattum
Yen padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Stu: sir, enna idhu

Stu: sir, enna idhu..

Sir: Question paper.

Stu: sir, idhu enna

Sir: Answer paper

Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku
answer paperla answer illa..!

You know what

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Air and Students

Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading.