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Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.
Princi: Namma college’la sumara ethana girls iruppanga.
Student: Namma college’la ella girls’um sumara dhan iruppanga.
American & IND college principals argued dat their studnts r fearless.
American college princi called d studnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks.
Dey said ok & jumped..
American princi: C d guts..
IND college princy called d studnts & told 2 jump.
They said “Mudiyathu poda!”.
IND princy: C d guts..;-):-D
Sochiye physics kitni eassy hoti
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.
Teacher to Golu:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..!!
Teacher: kya matlab?
Golu: Pajama Holding Device..!!
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to
1st time 100 Rs,
2nd time 200 fine hoga.
MUNNA: Boley to monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Imagine Life without Girls
-All theater silent
-Police at rest
-Mobile companies in loss
-Gift shop in loss
All boys were university topper. 😀
Air and Students have the same Mentality
U know how?
Both are turning the books pages without reading.