Computer SMS Jokes
Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
it can’t search
the chappals u lost at the temple 😀
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now. 😛
Manager : Do you know JAVA?
This is called protocal mismatch.
First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.
These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.
Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.