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Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit
eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen.
Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.
Teacher: “Can you count?”
kid: “Yes, Teacher!”
Teacher: “Okay, show us.”
Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”
Teacher: Neutral huh!
LKG Girl: Dai, Enga Appavuku I.G varaikum theriyum
en kitta vachukatha!
LKG Boy: Enga Appavuku ‘Z’ varaikkum theriyum
nee engitta vaal Aattaatha
Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
LkG boy on phone:
Hello iniku enga payan school ku varamatan
avanuku udambuku mudiala.
TEACHER: nenga yaru pasurathu?
BOY: enga Appa pesuren.
Teacher: Ennapa naan paadam nadathum pothu saami kumbudra..
Student: Enga amma thaan thoongarathuku munnadi
sami kumbida sonnanga athan.!
Teacher: Indha period fulla veliya nillu, appa dhaan Arivu varum!
Student: Appo neenga paadam solli kodutha arivu varaadha?
TAMIL TEACHER – ADITHATHU MANI,
MUDINTHATHU EN PANI
STUDENT- THOLAINTHATHU SANI,
JOLLY THAAN INI.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?