School SMS Jokes
Zoology Sir : Practical-ukkum
Theory-ukkum Yenna Difference…
Student : Sir, Practical naa Naanga
Theory naa Neenga Aruppeenga…
Sir : ….
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro’s Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book’kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
Lines by School boy…
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
N then realize that,
Im holding a pen..!! 🙂
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.