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100 Rupa CurrencyKkum

100 Rupa CurrencyKkum 5 Rupa Coinukkum Enna Vithiyasam?

Oru car’a rendu per

Oru car’a rendu per sernthu thallinanga, aana car nagarave illa yen?

Munnadi oruthar, pinnadi oruthar thallinanga. athan.

Kili yen pachaiyaga irukku…?

Kili yen pachaiyaga irukku…?

Ans: adhu dhinamum pacha thanniyila kulikkudhu..adhaan.

How is it.

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What would you call

What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.

Q: Which liquid becomes a solid

Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?

A: Idli Maavu.

Chedi Kodi

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu’naalae.

Naalu ‘T’

Naalu ‘T’ oru ‘G’ irukkura varthai enna?

Originality

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Vengaya kadai

Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga?

Onion Union.

Vethalai

Vethalai’yudan seraadha paakku edhu?

Mysore paakku.

Elephant and erumbu

Elephant and erumbu were classmates.
Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee.

Why?

Because that was a cut’erumbu!…)
dont cry..

unit of resistance

Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance…
Eppadi namma physics?

Ippo naan sollura kadi joke’la

Ippo naan sollura kadi joke’la ratham aara paaya poguthu…
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

Birds yellam

Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum. Athan.

Ennaium, Onnaium

Ennaium, Onnaium serthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
…Press down…
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“N1″…
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanu’garadhu.

Tea cupla tea irukum

Tea cupla tea irukum.

Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

Do you know

Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu?

because rendu velaium ore narathula panamudiyathu.

January 14′kkum Februavary 14′kkum

January 14′kkum Februavary
14′kkum enna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha
athu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha,
athu Feb-14

Enna vithiyasam

Enna vithiyasam ediyal parrot and peacock?
peacock deasiya paravai,
parrot josiya paravai.

Kuraikkira Naai

Kuraikkira Naai Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhe

Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiya mudiyaadhilla athaan.

Policesikkum Porukikkum

Policesikkum Porukikkum Enna Vithyasam

“Adi-Thadi” Senja Porukki
“Thadi-Adi” Senja Police.

Oru cat irukku

Oru cat irukku,athukku oru platela fish iruku,
innoru platela milk irukku,catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?

Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum…
Ayyo.. Ayyo..

Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum

Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?

Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.

Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.

Auto driver

Auto driver eppadi sirippar?

Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.

Arisi Kotina

Arisi Kotina Vera Arisi Vangalam

Pal Kotina Vera Pal Vangalam Aaana

Thel Kotina Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyadhu..

Oruvan thaniya rathiri

Oruvan thaniya rathiri 12 manikku sudukaattula
soap pottu kulichikittu irundhaan.

Yen theriyuma?
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Hamam irukka bayam yen?

Koli yen muttai

Koli yen muttai podudu Theriyuma?

Theriyalana therinjukonga.

Yenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.

Meen pidikiravana

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Hotela kaasu

Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga

Aana busla kasu kodukalana bus otta solluvangala……

Which animal knows

Which animal knows to dance well?

Think..

Think..

ok ok
its..

“AADU”

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?

Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam
aana

pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam