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Kadi Joke: January 14′kkum Februavary 14′kkum…

January 14′kkum Februavary
14′kkum enna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha
athu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha,
athu Feb-14

Kadi SMS – Ennaium…

Ennaium, Onnaium serthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
…Press down…
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“N1″…
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanu’garadhu.

Kadi SMS – Birds yellam…

Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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Yen?
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Because nadanthu vantha late aagum. Athan.

Kadi SMS – Ippo naan…

Ippo naan sollura kadi joke’la ratham aara paaya poguthu…
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

Kadi SMS – unit of resistance…

Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance…
Eppadi namma physics?

Kadi SMS – Chedi Kodi…

Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu’naalae.

Kadi SMS – Which liquid…

Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?

A: Idli Maavu.

Kadi SMS – Meen pidikiravana…

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam.

Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Kadi SMS – Koli yen muttai…

Koli yen muttai podudu Theriyuma?

Theriyalana therinjukonga.

Yenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.

Kadi SMS – Auto driver…

Auto driver eppadi sirippar?

Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.