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Malayalam SMS Jokes

Ente MARRIE

Puthiya love letter

Ente MARRIE,
innale oru GOOD DAY aayirunnu
nammude meeting haaa.. NICE
pakshe nammude love FIFTY FIFTY il aanu
kaaranam ninte father oru TIGER alle
ninte LITTLE HEARTS enikku tharika
allengil ente hridayam CRACK JACK aakum.

Aana and Urumbu were classmates

Aana and Urumbu were classmates
Aana is regular student, but urumb usually cut classes
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Bcoz that urumbu was a ‘CUT’ Urumbu!

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MUNNAR KAANNANO??

good ALLE!!

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ITHAA 666 (MOONU AARU)!!!

HAPPY AYILLE?

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How to impress

How to impress a CUTE looking Girl:
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Show this interest in your studies.

Appo Girls okke thanne impress aayikkolum !!

Chaanjadi aadi urangu nee

Chaanjadi aadi urangu nee,
Charinjaadi adi urangu nee,

Chanjo, Charinjo, Malarnno,
engane engilum onnu
urangi pandaramadangu !!

Lorry ayakkunnundu

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“-O-‘””””O”O

Lorry ayakkunnundu

SMS undenkil kayattividuka

Nee kayari irikaruthu
Waste venda .
athinu vere muncipalityude vandi varum.

10 birds were sitting

10 birds were sitting on a tree

A hunter shoot over 9 birds flew away

but 1 bird sitting : why ?

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Ahankaaram allathentha ?

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Budhi illathavarkkayi

Budhi illathavarkkayi itha oru question
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Budhi illathavarkke ennallae paranjathu pinnenthina kuthi kuthi nokkunnathu.

Are you free now

Are you free now?
Oru samshayam chothichotte?










-Ingane button amarthiyal keypadinu damage varumo?

pls don’t read this

This is an adult message. If ur under the age of 18, pls don’t read dis sms..!

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Election varunnudu ellavarum vote cheyyanam.!