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Ek War Gandhi Te

Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Do amli

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

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40 Saal Da Ik Banda

40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…

Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche

Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. – Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha – Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama..

Usne Jahan Jahan Rakhe Qadam

Usne Jahan Jahan Rakhe Qadam,

Humne Wo Jaga Choom li..

Aur Wo Bewafa Mere Ghar Jakar Boli:
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Kaki Tera Munda Matti Khata Hai.. 🙁

Hahhahaha

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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
Par koi Channa wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
Ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.

Aakhiya De kolo

Aakhiya De kolo Sada Reh sajna,
Assi Lakh War Tak Ke Vi Nahi Rajna,
Mukhra Na Mori Sada Zor Koi Na,
Kade Chaad Ke Na Javi Sada Hor Koi Na.

Tu Kalli Kite

Tu Kalli Kite Na Jaya Kar,
Eh Dunya Badi Avalli A,
Tu Reh Mundya To Bachke Ne,
Hun Saal Solve Ch Challi A,
Tu Chadd De Jeena Paunya Ni,
Soot Patiala Paya Ker,
Jaya Ker College Bapu Nal,
Te Saddey Nal Bullet Te Aya Ker.

Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye

Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
Jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
Tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi,
Jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae,
Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k,
Tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe ha,
Kar tu Yaqen sanu bhul jaan waleya,
Asi tere piche duniya bhulai baithe ha.

Koi gam de pave parchave na

Koi gam de pave parchave na,
Jis nagree yaar vasde ne,
Sanu rona de k umraan da,
Bhaven oh khid khid hasde ne,
Asin mangde haan sukh una da,
Jinha jholi hanju paaye ne,
Na roko ajj ron devo,
Meinu yaar chete aye ne !!!

Je rusiya yaar hi mann jave

Je rusiya yaar hi mann jave,
Fir rab nu mana ke ki lena,
Je yaar ne sanu takna nai,
Roop shishe nu vekha ke ki lena,
Je hosh bhulayean yaar mile,
Taa hosh ch a ke ki lena,
Je yaar ne sanu NAKAAR dita,
Fir asi bhi je ke ki lena,
Je yaar ne hi dil tor dita,
Dukh hora nu suna ke ki lena,
Lok rab de asre jeunde ne,
Asi yaar de asre ji lena,
Ik hanju bhi je gir jave,
Assi amrit samaj ke pi lena,
Je yaar hi hove rabb varga,
Fir HOR kise to kii lena.

Teri Nass-nass Di

Teri Nass-nass Di Khabar Asin Rakhde Haan,
Tere Kahe Bina Har Gal Bujh Sakde Haan,
Akhan Teriyan Ton Bhavein Door Sahi,
Par Tere Dil Wich Asin Hi Vasde Haan,
Majboori Naal Na Sanu Pyar Kari,
Ehsaan Naal Na Khushiyan Sanu Daan Kari,
Dil Kare Ta Sacha Pyar Kari,
Jhuttiyan Aafwawan Naal Na Sanu Badnaam Kari,
Mera Dil V Tu Te Mera Pyar V Tu,
Es Nmani Jehi Jind Da Hakdar V Tu,
Ki Hoya Asi Tenu Sajda Kar Baithe,
Sada Rab V Tu Te Sada Pyaar V Tu.

Diva Ban Javange

Diva Ban Javange Je Tu Waada Kare Jagaun Da,
Kheddange Har Baazi Je Tu Waada Kare Jitaon Da,
Saari Umar Udekange Tennu,
Je Tu Waada Kare Aaun Da.

Tahni Naalo Tutt Ke

Tahni Naalo Tutt Ke Patta Mudh Judh Jaave
Eh Kde Nhi Hona..
Shad Ke Tur Gya Yaar Ohni Pairi Mudh Aawe
Eh Kde Nhi Hona..
Lakh Vaar Kro Koi Gal Smundro Doongi V
Har Bandde De Mann Nu Bhave
Eh Kde Nhi Hona..
Ho Neeve Kar Ardaasa Bande Milannge Rabb Varge
Ohna Naal Hee Thodi Bahuti Vfa Kma Lwo..
Vaang Sade Kyi Jaande Honge Nitt Dargahaa Te
Per Har Bande Nu Rabb Mill Jaave
Eh Kde Nhi Hona..

Kadi Mehak Nai

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon,
Phul Sukde Sukde Sukk Jande,
Koi Qadar Na Jane Pyar Di,
Dil Tutde Tutde Tutt Jande,
Koi Mool Nai Jag Te Rishtyaan Da,
Ae Chutde Chutde Chut Jande,
Kadi Pyaar Nai Mukda Dilaan Vichoon,
Saah Mukde Mukde Mukk Jande.

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander,
Oh na teer te na talwaar andar,
Ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena,
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander,
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde,
Vekhan waale bada pasand karde,
Sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke,
Eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de,
Sanu vi sohna bana Rabba,
Nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de.

Main Kehnda Riha

Main Kehnda Riha Ohnu Apne Dil Diyan,
Par Ohne Khaab Pyar Da Buneya Nahi,
Main Kiha Ek Var Maf Karde,
Ohne Tarla Koi Suneya Nahi,
Main Kar Dita Sab Kuj Ohde Hawale,
Par Ohne Dil Ton Dost Chuneya Nahi,
Main Keh Ditta,
‘Tere Bina Main Mar Challeya’
Oh Hass Ke Kehndi,
‘Kee Kiha?? Mainu Suneya Nahi.’

Ik Kadam Puteya

Ik Kadam Puteya Ta Duje Da Fikar Ae,
Zindagi Kuj Es Tara De Vaadian Da Safar Ae,
Parda-Parda So Gaya Si Yaara Tu Jehri Kitab,
Aakri Saffe Ute Shayad Mera Hi Jikar Ae.

Kon Jaanda Kise

Kon Jaanda Kise De Darda Nu,
Eh Dunia Dhokebaaz Sari,
Sab Lut ke tur Jande,
Aaj Kal Kon Nibhave Yari,
Is Ishq Da Shonk Hunda Dil Todna,
Aaj Meri Te Kal Kise Hor Di Vari.

Aakhiyan Nu

Aakhiyan Nu Hanjuan D Daat Den Wale,
Zindagi Nu Dukha D Sogaat Den Wale,
Socha Wich Har Pal Barbaad Krde,
Kaash Mere Jinna Oh V Mainu Yaad Krde,
Rab Mera Dukh Teri Jholi Pa Deve,
Teri Sari Umar Mere Naam La Deve,
Salamat Rakhe Mere Khawaban De “Mahal”Nu,
Meri Khushi Lai Beshak Teri “Jhuggi” Dhah Deve
….Oh Sorry
Meri Teri Ch Gadbad Ho Gyee.

Golden Words

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Man: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

Mere supne

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi? si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..

Jehra babal apni

Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.

Duniya de dite

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

Jehdi mehar naal

Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru

Hun kaale kaale

Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

Mere ne yaar

Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!