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Punjabi SMS Jokes

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,

Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,

Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

Do amli

Do amli
pelha amli duze amli nu: kal tenu eni maar kiyo pyi.
duza amli: kal yaar viyah vich boli galt pa geyi c,
pelha amli: kehri?
duza amli: bari basi khatn geya c khat ke leaandi taar, bhangra ta sajda
je nachan kudi de yaar.

40 Saal Da Ik Banda

40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…

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Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…

Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche

Ek Doctor Punjabi Bacche De Pair De Taanke Kattne Aaya,
Dr. – Beta Who Dekho Upar Sone Ki Chidiya,
Baccha – Tu Saleya Thale Dekh, Pair Na Wadd Davi,
Lagda Chidi Da Mama..

Ek War Gandhi Te

Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…

Usne Jahan Jahan Rakhe Qadam

Usne Jahan Jahan Rakhe Qadam,

Humne Wo Jaga Choom li..

Aur Wo Bewafa Mere Ghar Jakar Boli:
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Kaki Tera Munda Matti Khata Hai.. 🙁

Hahhahaha

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Golden Words

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Man: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?