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Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me what ur dad do?
Dad: What u said?

Girl: I said he works in a chocolate factory.. and brings lots of chocolate for me?

In evening he works in an ice-cream parlor… and i eat my fvr8 flavor?

He also works in a toys shop.. and bring me soft and cuddy teddy’s?

Sometimes he is a teacher also bcoz
He helps me in my homework.. He is very strong and hard-worker..
He works from morning to evening… and nvr get tired nd always there for me..?
Dad.. did i said right..??

Dad: I Love You so much my baby?
Girl: I Love You too… u to Dad?

Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless.
Happy Chocolate Day!

Everyone can teach lessons that are INSIDE books
but only gifted teachers like you can subtly weave
them along with other life-lessons from OUTSIDE the books.
Happy birthday.

May this festival of zeal and verve fill your life
with lots of energy and enthusiasm and may it help you
bring happiness and prosperity to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri.

Happy Shivaratri to all.
Bhagwan Bholenath, I pray to you for all the people in this world.
Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles.

Bhagwan Bholenath, I pray to you for all the people in this world.
Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles.
This is my prayer for today.
Om Namah Shivaaye!!

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
papa ne books hi bhej di.

Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music.
Happy Chocolate Day!

My birthday chocolate
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A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u.
Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai.. Yaar….

Money can’t buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate,
which is pretty much the same thing.
Happy Chocolate Day!