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To b A “Good Profesional”

To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Tackle “Emergencies”!
Think Different.

Principal: I am listening

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

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What is line?

Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

what is the chemical

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

If a single teacher

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

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Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

Behind every successful

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Class Room is like a Train

Class Room is like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches are General coach
Then
Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH.

Student: Mam, Will you punish me

Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!

what do u call a person

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Studant: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

First bench student

Truth of student life –

First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.

But
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.

You know what COLLEGE means??

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

7 Things Girls Do

7 Things Girls Do in an Exam Hall:

1. Write
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 things Boys do in an Exam Hall:

1. Count the No. of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting How Many Windows and Doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here
7. Think to study Well at least for Next Exam.

Examiner: Why r u under tension?

Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?

Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (cheating material) today. 🙂

Everybody says

Everybody says
Studying is so easy
just like walking in a
park
But
Only STUDENTS know
That
The park is
Jurassic park with a variety of dinosaurs.

US Dollor

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Air and Students

Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading.

Imagine Life without

Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper. 😀

Height of technology

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Last Semester

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

We have no idea

We have no idea what to write in exam paper and supervisor comes up and says

PLZ COVER UR ANS SHEET & WRITE..

UKG Son

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School

Mom: Why.?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?

Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS!!!

TEACHER : Now, STUDENT

TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: “Can you count?”

Teacher: “Can you count?”

kid: “Yes, Teacher!”

Teacher: “Okay, show us.”

Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”

Teacher: Neutral huh!

Teacher:4 girls r walking

Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence

student: WOW..!!

Love is when

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂

Edison Had Rightly

Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. 😉

You know what COLLEGE means

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.