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To b A “Good Profesional”

To b A “Good Profesional” always Start to study Late for “Exams”
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
Tackle “Emergencies”!
Think Different.

Principal: I am listening

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago

New generation:
Facebook: last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp: last seen 4 secs ago
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Textbook: last seen 8 months ago….

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What is line?

Maths sir: What is line?
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A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

what is the chemical

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

If a single teacher

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

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Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

Behind every successful

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Last Semester

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.