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Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

It can’t search

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple 😀

Computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Google turns 12 this year

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!

You’re not just the man of my dreams

You’re not just the man of my dreams,
you’re also the father of my children.
You’re not just my husband and life partner,
you’re the soul mate who gives my life meaning.
Happy birthday.

Jumma Mubarak Wishes

Prayer is a perfume to your soul

Prayer is a perfume to your soul and
a fragrance that pleases God,
Wear your prayer everyday and
let it fresh in you anytime
and anywhere you go.
Jumma Mubarak!

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Today is Friday

Today is Friday…
the day of acceptance of Dua!
I pray to ALLAH for u nd ur family a good health,
long life, brilliant success, Barkat-e-Kaseer in ur Jan-o-Mal,
Izzat, Eeman, Sehat, Rizq, Elm and Umr and all joys of life
which u have ever wished.
*AAMEEN*
Jumma mubarak

When all things went dark

When All Things Went Dark,
And You Search For A Light
To See Things Clearly,
Then Hidaya Is The Light Waiting For You.
Don’t Wait For It
But Start You Search For It From Now.
Have A Fruitful Jumma.

Jumma Mubarak Wishes

Happiness, Prayers, Respects

Happiness, Prayers, Respects, and
Love, All of those comes on the Friday,
I request you to remember me in your Prayers.
Jumma Mubarak!