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Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
Solve the case(challange):-
A man was found murdered on 15.8.2007 afternoon…
1. His wife called police…
2. Police questioned everyone…
3. Wife :- Sir, i was sleeping…
Neighbours :- V went 4 the marriage…
Driver :- I went to Bank sir…
Cook :- I went to Market…
Watch Man :- I went to My relations Marriage…
Police arrested murderer immediately…
Who was it ??
Police : Where do you live?
Man : With my parents
Police : Where does your parents live?
Man : With me
Police : Where do you all live?
Man : Together
Police : Where is your house?
Man : Next to my neighbours house
Police : Where is your neighbour’s house?
Man : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police : Tell me
Man : Next to my house.
Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?
Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennavaaga Virumbura?
Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagal Theduven…
Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…
Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!! NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!