Student: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?
Teacher: Not at all.
Student: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
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TEACHER : Now, STUDENT, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
STUDENT: No sir, I don’t have to , my mom is a good cook.
Every student dreams of having a teacher like you.
You have great place in your student‘s hearts.
Wishing you all of life’s best on your birthday and always!
Truth of student life –
First bench student knows how to
answer every problem.
the last bench student knows how to
face every problem.
Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi
Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..
Teacher : whoz Signature is this ?
Student : Its my father’s sir…
Teacher : wats ur fathers name?
Student : ELUMALAI…..
TEACHER: Unaku entha animal pidikum..?
Student: poonai pidikkum.
Student: poonai kurukka vantha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?
Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Student: They r called Germs.
Teacher: Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula
yedhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student: Neenga Maths teacher’ra illa English teacher’ra sir?