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Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

It can’t search

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple 😀

Computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Google turns 12 this year

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!

Young BOYS praying

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

Principal: I am listening

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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.
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Student: Its facebook…

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Boy: what’s your age

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

A boy started using Facebook

A boy started using
Facebook since 10th May
2011 but he still have 263
friends..!!
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His little sister started
using FB since 19 feb
2015 and now she have
1,517 friends
..
Thats a
difference between a boy and a
girl..!!
..
agree ???

Lawyer: Rs 5000/-

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?