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Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

It can’t search

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple 😀

Computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!

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GODS are also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

Google turns 12 this year

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!

One day a man’s Girlfriend asks him

One day a man’s Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Man:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Young BOYS praying

Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*

God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for

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Principal: I am listening

Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
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Student: Yes sir!.
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Principal: What’s that book name?
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Student: Its facebook…

Boy: what’s your age

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@xyz.com

A boy started using Facebook

A boy started using
Facebook since 10th May
2011 but he still have 263
friends..!!
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His little sister started
using FB since 19 feb
2015 and now she have
1,517 friends
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Thats a
difference between a boy and a
girl..!!
..
agree ???

Lawyer: Rs 5000/-

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

what is the chemical

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

It is said that if a girl closes her eyes

It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..
and when boys do that..
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins.

In a personality class

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one’s strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.

People Says

People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉

Your phone has been installed

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..

I can’t live

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…

Man on phone

Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Every One Makes

Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

A good advice from a good friend!

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer
so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers…

A boy after spending great time

Height of Surprise:
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…

Teacher: Behind every successful

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Life has its Golden moments

Life has its Golden moments
& a lovely sister like U
Makes them unforgettable
Happy birthday

Exams are there, at the paper

Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE!

What is the similarity

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times,
they really don’t sit quietly!

Husband and wife are like two tyres

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further…
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife

A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

Man: doctor, this medicine

Man: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.