Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
it can’t search
the chappals u lost at the temple 😀
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!
Young BOYS praying 2 “GOD
plz give me a beautiful Gal frnd
on upcoming *valentines day*
God replied:- Sorry allready 2
million Boys r waiting for
Principal: I am listening that you read a book even midnight, is that true?
Student: Yes sir!.
Principal: What’s that book name?
Student: Its facebook…
Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
A boy started using
Facebook since 10th May
2011 but he still have 263
His little sister started
using FB since 19 feb
2015 and now she have
difference between a boy and a
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Man: Isn’t it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?