TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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What is chemical name of DOG
SODIUM IODIDE (NAI)
Teacher is hot water,
Parent is mineral water,
Enemy is salt water,
Lover is ice water,
Chumma pasathula ponguvomla;-
Girlfriend is Hot Water,
Lover is Mineral Water,
Wife is Corporation Water,
Relationship is Kaveri Water,
But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water!
Teachers r Hot Water,
Parents r Mineral Water, Enemies r Salt Water, Lover is Ice Water But,Friends r
Khusi ho ya gam, de sath har dam.
Teacher: “Can you count?”
kid: “Yes, Teacher!”
Teacher: “Okay, show us.”
Kid: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, and king!”
Teacher: Neutral huh!
Fish said to water:
you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.
Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.
Dolphin said To Water:
U Can’t See My Tears
Bcoz I Am in The Water.
But I Can Feel Ur Tears
Bcoz U R in My Heart.
That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.
A fish said to water:
You can’t see my tears as i am in water
Then water replied to fish:
I can’t see ur tears
But I can feel them
As u r always in my heart-DEAR FRIEND.
My plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U.
Jeevan mein safal hone ke liye Formula:
Koi tumhe bewkoof ya gadha kahe toh chup raho.
muh khol kar usse sahi saabit mat karo..!!