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Computer SMS Jokes

It can’t search

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple 😀

Computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

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Google turns 12 this year

Google turns 12 this year..
This means we only have one more year to use it,
before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!

Dear Computer User

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

Girl: Which computer do u have?

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. 😛

Manager : Do you know JAVA

In interview:

Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate :

This is called protocal mismatch.

First “JA” – hindi, meaning is “GO”, Second “VA” – Tamil, meaning “COME”.

These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed..
Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.