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Lawyer: Rs 5000/-

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Man: Isn’t it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What are the
people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of
Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

what is the chemical

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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It is said that if a girl closes her eyes

It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..
and when boys do that..
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins.

In a personality class

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one’s strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.

People Says

People Says,”SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……”
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So What,
Who’z in a Hurry ….!!!! 😉

Your phone has been installed

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, Trow your phone against the wall…..
Then assemble the pieces…..
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I can’t live

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr…

Man on phone

Man on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Every One Makes

Facebook Fact
Every One Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .